Why did not the teddy bear eat his afternoon tea?
Because he was already stuffed.
Theresa May was composed her office all day. Great Britain in a total mess, and a stupid woman worries about furniture.
Whats the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
and 1 ugly
Why are most Italians named Tony?
Because as they sailed to the United States, they had a To NY stamp on their foreheads.
Because he was already stuffed.
Theresa May was composed her office all day. Great Britain in a total mess, and a stupid woman worries about furniture.
Whats the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
and 1 ugly
Why are most Italians named Tony?
Because as they sailed to the United States, they had a To NY stamp on their foreheads.